and i have used most of my brainspace, like, finally for these past few days.yay. i assume, with that said, all of you must be laughing at my animated bimbo figure in your minds, beautifully inept, laughing and snorting when someone just snatched my purse, only to realize it later. tutts. shame on you, people. a hands-on skills forte i am, my resume contents are mostly filled with retail and f&b.hence, i am both man and woman for myself(did you just realize the very high note of complacency in that sentence of mine?pardon me,please.) and hence, i am a virgin to working in the office department.

then again, i can be much of a sentimental, adorably pitiful bimbo to certain people at times and they love me for that despite my brain.

anyhoos..

working in an office for me, is like tip-toeing on snow in Singapore.worst still that i, 1) take my failure very emotionally,and, 2) can be really hideously retarded when confronted with unacquainted circumstances(yes,to the point of endlessly fidgeting and shaking vigorously). however, despite my unsightly shyness, i am glad to say that i am extremely elated to have this job mainly because, i now have a gazillion hopes from strangers on both my shoulders, for a chance of a better future. of which i don't expect anything in return, except for

so, as you can already predict, the purpose of this entry is to unbashedly "sell" myself. since i am never formal and always aggressively opinionated in my entries, i would advertise my job the same way i write with my heart.


i am a HR consultant/ recruitment agent @ SG-JOBS.

it could be just about anyone who would need a job right now. put aside education achievements and wealth status, what is your real passion? in 1 way or another, we all would want to achieve our dream jobs, occasionally backfiring with countless obstacles along the way. everybody begin to think,who wants a job that needs us to self-sacrifice and slave away?that, is a clear explanation of the difference in the word, job and career. remember that, you "slave" for your own self, for your own well-being and most importantly, out of your own will. that's career. thus, to get there, you' d do anything. that is when my service comes in. with everything that you have earned upon your own blood, sweat and tears, i will strictly aid you in making a change for yourself if you permit me to. no charge acquired. only my best effort will be given and the only expectation from me, is your happiness.

no success happens overnight hence, if you are really keen on a career or have any doubts, kindly email your respected cv,preferably with a picture(trust me,you wouldn't know the wonders a picture can do you), and enquiries to:
hr5@sg-job.com

thank you and good luck.

P/S: listening to rock after squeezing my brain at work is my ideal getaway from reality now.

as always,
your frisky friend,
Shyda.